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| User: | beatrix_driver (5610434) Living in Oblivion
I've Got a Big Fat Fucking Bone to Pick With You My Darling |
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| Name: | The Film Whore | ||||
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| Bio: | Quotes From Monk * Now I have to go back and arrest my girlfriend for conspiracy and attempted murder. She'll probably break up with me! * Adrian Monk: I haven't needed a babysitter since I was nineteen. Sharona Fleming: You needed a babysitter when you were nineteen? Adrian Monk: Everyone did. It was the late Seventies. It was a crazy time. * Adrian Monk: A stop sign is not a suggestion! Sharona Fleming: Yes it is! * Lester Highsmith: Is that a water pistol? Adrian Monk: No! [barrel is dripping] Adrian Monk: Maybe... it's scalding! Scalding hot water! * We'd like permission to search your pie. Please don't make me say that again. * Sharona Fleming: That guy took a whizz in the subway... THAT guy just killed four people in cold blood. Now who do you think we should arrest? Adrian Monk: [pauses then mumbles] The murderer. * [Monk is in the hospital room of one of the men involved in his wife's death] Warrick Tennyson: You were the husband? Adrian Monk: I AM the husband. Warrick Tennyson: Forgive me. Adrian Monk: Forgive you? This is me turning off your morphine. [He does] Adrian Monk: And this is Trudy, the woman you killed, turning it back on. [he does] * Sharona Fleming: Adrian, this is a picnic. You have to sit on the ground. Adrian Monk: I can't. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things. * Sharona, I really need a wipe. Hurry! Oh, the humanity! * Director's Assistant: [astounded] You memorized the play in one viewing? Adrian Monk: I'm really sorry. * Monk can't help you because well... he's... he's Monk and he's lost in Monkland. * Speed dating? No, no, that's like Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell. * Sharona Fleming: How was the dating? Adrian Monk: It was hell. Thank God I'm not single. Sharona Fleming: But you are single. Adrian Monk: Oh yeah. * That officer out there told me I was dead. I'm not dead, am I? * If I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not... * Sharona Fleming: Ow. Why do I always have to be the victim? Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground, in the dirt. And... I'm me. * Adrian Monk: I tried doing that once, making every minute count. It gave me a headache. Sharona Fleming: What doesn't? * There've been over four hundred documented sightings of Santa Claus. Scientifically documented. And it's on the Internet, so you know it's true. * It's a blessing, and a curse * Sharona Fleming: [Monk and Sharona are at at carnivle] Are you having fun? Adrian Monk: I think so. My head's stopped throbbing. Too many clowns. * Sharona Fleming: Don't you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere? Adrian Monk: No, not really... . * Sharona Fleming: You're going straight to hell. Adrian Monk: I am in hell. | ||||
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| Interests: | 115: 21 jump street, adrien brody, alexander payne, alfred hitchcock, alkaline trio, angelina jolie, anxiety disorders, benicio del toro, billy wilder, brad pitt, bruce campbell, cameron crowe, cary grant, charles kaufman, charlize theron, chris cooper, christian slater, christina ricci, cinephile, clint eastwood, coen brothers, colin farrell, daryl hannah, david carradine, david fincher, dennis hopper, depression, digital cameras, directing, edward norton, ellen burstyn, ethan hawke, everclear, ewan mcgregor, film, filmmaking, films, francis ford coppola, freaks and geeks, george clooney, glenn quinn, gus van sant, hilary swank, hole, howard hawks, invader zim, jack black, jack nicholson, james legros, james spader, jane campion, jeff bridges, jim carrey, jim jarmusch, joan cusack, joaquin phoenix, john cusack, john goodman, john huston, john sayles, john travolta, john waters, johnny depp, julianne moore, julie delpy, kevin bacon, kevin spacey, martin freeman, martin scoresese, matt damon, matt dillon, meryl streep, michael moore, michel gondry, mickey rourke, monk, movies, nirvana, ocd, orson welles, owen wilson, pam grier, parker posey, paul giamatti, paul thomas anderson, philip seymour hoffman, phobias, quentin tarantino, richard linklater, robert de niro, robert downey jr, robert rodriguez, roman polanski, salma hayek, sam raimi, sam rockwell, samuel l. jackson, scarlett johansson, sean penn, spike jonze, spike lee, steve buscemi, steve zahn, steven soderbergh, terry gilliam, terry zwigoff, the office, tim robbins, tony scott, tony shalhoub, trey parker, uma thurman, wes anderson, willem dafoe, zach braff | ||||
| Schools: | None listed | ||||
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| Friend of: | 12: angelic_vampire, apathys_enemy, film_slut, innocenceofevil, kiddossilver45, markolopolous, noaei_xanadu, orange74, rnrmustdie, twotonevespa, vintage_x_pink, wendersfan | ||||
| Member of: | 5: 50filmchallenge, eugene_lang, film_fetish, indiefilms, monk_fans | ||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | ||||
